> INITIALIZING SYSTEM... 
> LOADING MODULES... [OK]
> CHECKING DOMAIN INTEGRITY... [FAILED]
> ERROR 404: SITE NOT FOUND
> 
> POSSIBLE CAUSES:
> 1. Owner is currently lost in the woods
> 2. DNS ate my homework
> 3. Server is on vacation in Bali
> 4. Reality.exe has stopped responding
> 
> RETRYING IN 3... 2... 1...
> 
> [REBOOTING UNIVERSE]
> 
> Just kidding. Come back later.
> Or don't. I'm not your mom.
> 
> Status: ¯\_(?)_/¯
> ETA: When the WiFi gods smile upon us
> 
> Send help (or pizza) to: pcurley@void.null